Feel free to make whatever menacing speech you had prepared.' 'Sorry, it's been a ridiculously long quest, and I'm a little cranky. 'In my day, adventurers knew how to stick to the script.' 'Tch, you're no fun at all,' says the mummy, as it sits up and peers at you with a frown.
'I know for a fact that you're going to come to life and attack me as soon as I try to take the MacGuffin, so let's just cut to the chase.' 'All right, let's get on with it,' you say. You step back from the sarcophagus and ready your weapon. It rests in the hands of a large mummy, wrapped in bandages of ancient silk and wearing a gold-filigreed crown. It takes all your strength to lever off the lid, but you soon get it open and discover the object of your quest, the Holy MacGuffin, radiating with its own inner light. You step into the chamber and discover a large stone sarcophagus, elaborately engraved and inlaid with gold.